I’m into music, vintage t-shirts, road rage, racism, ageism, sexism, favoritism, wheelchairs, the Burrito Ultimo, Lucille Bluth, Larry David, Sweet Dee, anything on 4AD, Smart Water, meat injectors, Mexicans, leather and nothing. I excel at nothing. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-10444826-3"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-10444826-4"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @junkihate)http://www.junkihate.com/<p>I hate when people give themselves sponge baths in airport bathrooms.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/439170447http://www.junkihate.com/post/439170447Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:02:17 -0500<p>I hate that I didn’t get a genius when I went to the Apple store to get my phone fixed. Everyone else’s name tag said, “Genius-Ryan.” Or “Genius-Suzanne.” I got “Karyn.” Yeah… just Karyn. (Karyn with a “Y” no less! [The NERVE of this woman!]) I wanted to ask her about her credentials, but didn’t want to make her feel any worse than she probably already did [since she was obviously an idiot-person]. I got duped, people. I went to the “Genius” Bar to liaise with a genius, but got stuck with a commoner.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/436978958http://www.junkihate.com/post/436978958Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:38:03 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7ruqBlH1qa160go1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7ruqBlH1qa160go2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy7ruqBlH1qa160go3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://www.junkihate.com/post/434074625http://www.junkihate.com/post/434074625Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:40:42 -0500<p>I hate when people invite themselves to shit.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/428430366http://www.junkihate.com/post/428430366Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:48:34 -0500<p>I hate when people spell “a lot” as one word. [AHEM] For example, “I really like Colonel Sanders’ chicken alot, but what I like even more, is his [sort-of] beard.”</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/426543290http://www.junkihate.com/post/426543290Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:57:00 -0500<p>I hate how Canadians (when excited for something) say, “Only seventeen more sleeps until [Knott’s Berry Farm]!” Or “In six sleeps I get to see Mathieu again!” [Note: Um…cool spelling.] Frankly, I find this trend slash usage of the word, “sleeps” both offensive and creepy. If it weren’t for their delicious bacon [AND THOSE ROOTS STORES], I would go to the Canada and protest this nonsense.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/424378513http://www.junkihate.com/post/424378513Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:45:04 -0500<p>I hate people who smell like broccoli.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/422957378http://www.junkihate.com/post/422957378Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:19:50 -0500<p>I hate when people yell out “DADDY!” in the middle of night while they’re sleeping. (It definitely makes for an awkward morning.)</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/420108472http://www.junkihate.com/post/420108472Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:59:00 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kygihxSvqs1qa160go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hate that Donna and LeAnne thought a trip to the theme park would make the bridal shower all the more memorable. Midge, the bride-to-be [PICTURED: middle] just wasn’t having it. At one point, she was was overheard saying, “I can’t believe I’m missin’ my stories and Judge Joe Brown for this shit.”</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/413462024http://www.junkihate.com/post/413462024Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:15:00 -0500<p>I hate Roman numerals.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/411471592http://www.junkihate.com/post/411471592Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:52:59 -0500<p>I hate that my mother didn’t send me a friend request today. (Word on the street is that my sister got one.)</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/408471067http://www.junkihate.com/post/408471067Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:05:55 -0500<p>I hate that my mother joined Facebook today.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/407401231http://www.junkihate.com/post/407401231Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:21:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky93m6HzOS1qa160go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hate that Kurt and Ginni went through all that trouble of getting knocked up and getting their friend Dane to photograph them “after hours” at Glamour Shots, only to be let down when producers from “16 and Pregnant” didn’t select them.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/405083930http://www.junkihate.com/post/405083930Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:10:00 -0500<p>I hate Ray Romano’s voice.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/397996027http://www.junkihate.com/post/397996027Fri, 19 Feb 2010 00:16:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky0ukbOWSh1qa160go1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Like father, like son.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/396047172http://www.junkihate.com/post/396047172Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:14:35 -0500<p>I don’t want to be an old lady. I’d rather be dead.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/394238122http://www.junkihate.com/post/394238122Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:14:00 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxxxyicQz51qa160go1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hate that someone thought these kids were attractive enough to preserve their likeness [for all eternity] in a snow globe. (Especially that baby.)</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/392884056http://www.junkihate.com/post/392884056Tue, 16 Feb 2010 10:35:00 -0500<p>I hate when black people have blonde hair.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/385206263http://www.junkihate.com/post/385206263Fri, 12 Feb 2010 03:03:00 -0500<p>I hate waiting on hold for Delta (or any other airline slash customer service type thing) for 45 minutes only to speak with an Indian lady with no knowledge of the English language. I imagine there are [probably] a few people out there who don’t mind the waiting (they’re obviously not very busy like I am) and who might even welcome conversation with an Indian lady [with no knowledge of the English language]. I can only assume that these are the same people who get excited for jury duty.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/383196083http://www.junkihate.com/post/383196083Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:29:00 -0500<p>I hate weddings. I’d rather go to a funeral.</p>http://www.junkihate.com/post/381281677http://www.junkihate.com/post/381281677Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:20:27 -0500