I hate that black people’s feet aren’t all black. I mean, I hate it for them [since it looks so weird]. It’d be one thing if it was just the soles of their feet that were that weird “nude” color, but it creeps up their feet (and sometimes their ankles [NOTE: I AM NEITHER A PODIATRIST, NOR A BLACK PERSON’S FOOT ENTHUSIAST]) and they can’t like it since it’s so uneven. (This must be where white people picked up the phrase, “dipped in chocolate.”)