I hate that I didn’t get a genius when I went to the Apple store to get my phone fixed. Everyone else’s name tag said, “Genius-Ryan.” Or “Genius-Suzanne.” I got “Karyn.” Yeah… just Karyn. (Karyn with a “Y” no less! [The NERVE of this woman!]) I wanted to ask her about her credentials, but didn’t want to make her feel any worse than she probably already did [since she was obviously an idiot-person]. I got duped, people. I went to the “Genius” Bar to liaise with a genius, but got stuck with a commoner.
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Junkihate.com is a blog about hate. You’re probably reading this thinking, “Why do I care what this broad hates?” And the answer is: You should. Maybe if more people cared, women wouldn’t wear basketball shorts “just because” and pastry shops would stop putting jelly in their products unnecessarily. Maybe if people learned a thing or two about hate, we could band together and change the world one Ed Hardy shirt at a time.
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I'm into music, vintage t-shirts, road rage, racism, ageism, sexism, favoritism, wheelchairs, the Burrito Ultimo, Lucille Bluth, Larry David, Sweet Dee, anything on 4AD, Smart Water, meat injectors, Mexicans, leather and nothing. I excel at nothing.
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