I hate how Canadians (when excited for something) say, “Only seventeen more sleeps until [Knott’s Berry Farm]!” Or “In six sleeps I get to see Mathieu again!” [Note: Um…cool spelling.] Frankly, I find this trend slash usage of the word, “sleeps” both offensive and creepy. If it weren’t for their delicious bacon [AND THOSE ROOTS STORES], I would go to the Canada and protest this nonsense.
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Junkihate.com is a blog about hate. You’re probably reading this thinking, “Why do I care what this broad hates?” And the answer is: You should. Maybe if more people cared, women wouldn’t wear basketball shorts “just because” and pastry shops would stop putting jelly in their products unnecessarily. Maybe if people learned a thing or two about hate, we could band together and change the world one Ed Hardy shirt at a time.
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I'm into music, vintage t-shirts, road rage, racism, ageism, sexism, favoritism, wheelchairs, the Burrito Ultimo, Lucille Bluth, Larry David, Sweet Dee, anything on 4AD, Smart Water, meat injectors, Mexicans, leather and nothing. I excel at nothing.
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