Not to brag, but I’m currently on day 17 of the 30-Day Bikram Yoga Challenge. And instead of becoming zen and full of love for every single human in the universe, I’ve developed an intolerance for a whole new slew of stuff.
First and foremost, I hate when men wear hot pants. (I can’t even believe I’m even writing this sentence. As in, I can’t believe men fucking think it’s OK to wear hot pants.) I know it’s “hot” yoga, but really?
A close second to the male hot pant is the man-short-short. Sadly, the yoga studio is in Silverlake so a lot of the Silverlakian [gay] dudes wear these string bikinis to be “ironic” and “cool.” [Note: They are neither ironic nor cool.]
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Junkihate.com is a blog about hate. You’re probably reading this thinking, “Why do I care what this broad hates?” And the answer is: You should. Maybe if more people cared, women wouldn’t wear basketball shorts “just because” and pastry shops would stop putting jelly in their products unnecessarily. Maybe if people learned a thing or two about hate, we could band together and change the world one Ed Hardy shirt at a time.
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I'm into music, vintage t-shirts, road rage, racism, ageism, sexism, favoritism, wheelchairs, the Burrito Ultimo, Lucille Bluth, Larry David, Sweet Dee, anything on 4AD, Smart Water, meat injectors, Mexicans, leather and nothing. I excel at nothing.
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