Junkihate.com is a blog about hate. You’re probably reading this thinking, “Why do I care what this broad hates?” And the answer is: You should. Maybe if more people cared, women wouldn’t wear basketball shorts “just because” and pastry shops would stop putting jelly in their products unnecessarily. Maybe if people learned a thing or two about hate, we could band together and change the world one Ed Hardy shirt at a time.
I'm into music, vintage t-shirts, road rage, racism, ageism, sexism, favoritism, wheelchairs, the Burrito Ultimo, Lucille Bluth, Larry David, Sweet Dee, anything on 4AD, Smart Water, meat injectors, Mexicans, leather and nothing. I excel at nothing.
![I hate when restaurants try to force single-ply napkins down my throat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with TWO single-ply fucking napkins? (Apparently times are tough at Judi’s Deli [I mean they moved from a real-live restaurant in Beverly Hills to an old Beverly-Hills-adjacent ATM vestibule.]) They might as well just set a roll of toilet paper out on the counter…](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx88k0GaQP1qa160go1_400.jpg)
I hate when restaurants try to force single-ply napkins down my throat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with TWO single-ply fucking napkins? (Apparently times are tough at Judi’s Deli [I mean they moved from a real-live restaurant in Beverly Hills to an old Beverly-Hills-adjacent ATM vestibule.]) They might as well just set a roll of toilet paper out on the counter…
