I hate when people say “it’s on like Donkey Kong.” I’m not sure if people are unaware that the words “on” and “Donkey Kong” don’t rhyme. Or if they don’t care that they don’t rhyme. Or if I somehow missed the memo stating that they do, in fact, rhyme. Or if they think Donkey Kong is always on. (Or if anyone would miss them if they fell into a crevice never to be seen or heard from again.)
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Junkihate.com is a blog about hate. You’re probably reading this thinking, “Why do I care what this broad hates?” And the answer is: You should. Maybe if more people cared, women wouldn’t wear basketball shorts “just because” and pastry shops would stop putting jelly in their products unnecessarily. Maybe if people learned a thing or two about hate, we could band together and change the world one Ed Hardy shirt at a time.
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I'm into music, vintage t-shirts, road rage, racism, ageism, sexism, favoritism, wheelchairs, the Burrito Ultimo, Lucille Bluth, Larry David, Sweet Dee, anything on 4AD, Smart Water, meat injectors, Mexicans, leather and nothing. I excel at nothing.
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