Junkihate.com is a blog about hate. You’re probably reading this thinking, “Why do I care what this broad hates?” And the answer is: You should. Maybe if more people cared, women wouldn’t wear basketball shorts “just because” and pastry shops would stop putting jelly in their products unnecessarily. Maybe if people learned a thing or two about hate, we could band together and change the world one Ed Hardy shirt at a time.
I'm into music, vintage t-shirts, road rage, racism, ageism, sexism, favoritism, wheelchairs, the Burrito Ultimo, Lucille Bluth, Larry David, Sweet Dee, anything on 4AD, Smart Water, meat injectors, Mexicans, leather and nothing. I excel at nothing.
![I hate that someone wrote (and directed) this movie. I hate that someone said, “We should cast “The Rock” [EXCUSE ME, I mean] Dwayne Johnson” [in this gem of a picture]. I hate that someone thought writing “You Can’t Handle the Tooth” was a ‘clever’ marketing scheme. I hate that people are going to actually go see this movie. (I wouldn’t watch it on a plane—even if the only other option was an episode of “Two and A Half Men.”)](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwmveo2Uz91qa160go1_400.jpg)
I hate that someone wrote (and directed) this movie. I hate that someone said, “We should cast “The Rock” [EXCUSE ME, I mean] Dwayne Johnson” [in this gem of a picture]. I hate that someone thought writing “You Can’t Handle the Tooth” was a ‘clever’ marketing scheme. I hate that people are going to actually go see this movie. (I wouldn’t watch it on a plane—even if the only other option was an episode of “Two and A Half Men.”)
