I hate showing up for a doctor’s appointment at 11:10am [NOTE: My appointment was at 11:15am and I, being awesome, was 5 minutes early], only to have him actually see me at 12:25pm. [NOTE: My appointment was at 11:15am.] My hatred [for the doctor] was compounded by the fact that his office didn’t validate and it cost me $13.95 to park my vehicle. (This flame [of hatred] was further fueled when the parking attendant boasted [he boasted, people] that they didn’t accept credit cards and I was forced to pay with a ten dollar bill and two rolls of nickels.)
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Junkihate.com is a blog about hate. You’re probably reading this thinking, “Why do I care what this broad hates?” And the answer is: You should. Maybe if more people cared, women wouldn’t wear basketball shorts “just because” and pastry shops would stop putting jelly in their products unnecessarily. Maybe if people learned a thing or two about hate, we could band together and change the world one Ed Hardy shirt at a time.
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I'm into music, vintage t-shirts, road rage, racism, ageism, sexism, favoritism, wheelchairs, the Burrito Ultimo, Lucille Bluth, Larry David, Sweet Dee, anything on 4AD, Smart Water, meat injectors, Mexicans, leather and nothing. I excel at nothing.
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