Junkihate.com is a blog about hate. You’re probably reading this thinking, “Why do I care what this broad hates?” And the answer is: You should. Maybe if more people cared, women wouldn’t wear basketball shorts “just because” and pastry shops would stop putting jelly in their products unnecessarily. Maybe if people learned a thing or two about hate, we could band together and change the world one Ed Hardy shirt at a time.
I'm into music, vintage t-shirts, road rage, racism, ageism, sexism, favoritism, wheelchairs, the Burrito Ultimo, Lucille Bluth, Larry David, Sweet Dee, anything on 4AD, Smart Water, meat injectors, Mexicans, leather and nothing. I excel at nothing.
1. I hate that I didn’t take this picture.
2. I hate that I don’t know them. (I think we’d be best friends.)
3. I hate that I want to run my fingers through that wet perm of his.
4. I hate that they’re going to kill that poor bird with that musket.
5. I hate that I have no idea what a musket actually is. (Although, I do very much enjoy saying the word, “musket”. Musket.)
6. I hate that Mike Hagerty really let himself go after starring in Overboard.
7. Seven.
