I hate the 4-door Porsche. The “Panamera” or whatever the fuck it’s called. (What the hell does that even mean? Panamera. Is it Mexican for stupid?) It’s obviously an alternative for those mothers who cringe at the thought of schlepping their offspring around in a mini-van. Or those really [REALLY] fucking cool weekend dads [because going from zero to sixty in 5 seconds is a selling point for a FAMILY car].