There are so many things wrong with this photo, that frankly I don’t know where to start. (OK. I’m starting.) 1. How fucking CREEPY are the Menendez Brothers? 1.5. [I SAID] HOW FUCKING CREEPY ARE THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS? 2. Err…it looks like the Brothers McMullen Mendendez may have seen the movie “Soul Man” one too many times. 3. (Or they lost a bet with a real live black.) 4. Satin vests are VERY classy. And masculine. 5. (As are oversized wicker chairs. [Now we know how the Long Island Pier 1 is being kept afloat.]) 6. I hate that the two girls will never be able to forget their junior prom. 7. (I’m into leather.) 8. …is enough.

There are so many things wrong with this photo, that frankly I don’t know where to start.

(OK. I’m starting.)

1. How fucking CREEPY are the Menendez Brothers?

1.5. [I SAID] HOW FUCKING CREEPY ARE THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS?

2. Err…it looks like the Brothers McMullen Mendendez may have seen the movie “Soul Man” one too many times.

3. (Or they lost a bet with a real live black.)

4. Satin vests are VERY classy. And masculine.

5. (As are oversized wicker chairs. [Now we know how the Long Island Pier 1 is being kept afloat.])

6. I hate that the two girls will never be able to forget their junior prom.

7. (I’m into leather.)

8. …is enough.