Usually, my Facebook ads are on point. It’s like Facebook knows me and knows what I want before I even know I want it. Why just the other day, I was thinking about [possibly] playing tennis (it didn’t happen) and that VERY day Facebook suggested I get my racket re-strung. And on another occasion, it suggested something about adopting a small child. (I had just watched Rudy.) Today, it had the nerve to suggest I might want to attend the Linda Ronstadt concert next week. (I hate Linda Ronstadt.) I thought we really had something, but it’s obvious now, that Facebook and I were never friends.
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Junkihate.com is a blog about hate. You’re probably reading this thinking, “Why do I care what this broad hates?” And the answer is: You should. Maybe if more people cared, women wouldn’t wear basketball shorts “just because” and pastry shops would stop putting jelly in their products unnecessarily. Maybe if people learned a thing or two about hate, we could band together and change the world one Ed Hardy shirt at a time.
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I'm into music, vintage t-shirts, road rage, racism, ageism, sexism, favoritism, wheelchairs, the Burrito Ultimo, Lucille Bluth, Larry David, Sweet Dee, anything on 4AD, Smart Water, meat injectors, Mexicans, leather and nothing. I excel at nothing.
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