I hate when people call celebrities by their [presumed slash assumed] nicknames. Um…No, it’s NOT “SANDY Bullock” because you’re NOT friends with her, fool. And “ANNIE” Hathaway is NOT OK, either. Yeah, I know you heard it on The Rachel Zoe Project (seriously—it was like a goddamned drinking game the amount of times Rachel, “Tay” and Brad said “Annie”), but they know her. And you don’t. So shut the fuck up before I give you a knuckle sandwich.
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Junkihate.com is a blog about hate. You’re probably reading this thinking, “Why do I care what this broad hates?” And the answer is: You should. Maybe if more people cared, women wouldn’t wear basketball shorts “just because” and pastry shops would stop putting jelly in their products unnecessarily. Maybe if people learned a thing or two about hate, we could band together and change the world one Ed Hardy shirt at a time.
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I'm into music, vintage t-shirts, road rage, racism, ageism, sexism, favoritism, wheelchairs, the Burrito Ultimo, Lucille Bluth, Larry David, Sweet Dee, anything on 4AD, Smart Water, meat injectors, Mexicans, leather and nothing. I excel at nothing.
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