I’ve decided to stick with the Facebook theme (because there’s just so much to hate). That said, I hate when ladies post stupid slash cutesy shit about their boyfriends [gag] and the boyfriends respond mere seconds later. It’s like they post a status update FOR their boyfriend AND for ALL the world to see when said boyfriend is sitting in the same room with them. Probably next to them. (Or in some cases, on top of them.)

Let’s go to the video tape. (That’s an expression, people. I would never intentionally hurt anyone by having live footage of this particular couple.)

AND SCENE:

As you can see “Jeff” not only posted a mere 5 minutes after his fiancé, but he also “clicked the “Like” option. (He’s cool.) WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE TWO? (This is obviously rhetorical.) THEY WERE IN BED TOGETHER! TOGETHER, PEOPLE! GET A LIFE, LOSERS. It’s like when Lilo Twitters to Samron (I have no idea if those are the correct abbreviations for them, but I’m running with this) to “call her ASAP.” Um… Have they ever heard of text messaging?