For Truckers Only

I hate a “walkie talkie” cell phone. (Why do these exist?)

What Year Is It (AND Why Do I Keep Smelling It?)

I hate the smell of Aussie Sprunch Spray™

Strong Enough For You (But Made For Her)

Men shouldn’t smell like baby powder. (That is all.)

There is nothing I hate more than a pull-down napkin. 

There is nothing I hate more than a pull-down napkin. 

No Thanks, Le Pain Quotidien

I’m not a fan of the “community” table. (In fact, I hate them.) If I wanted to sit with a bunch of strangers, I would’ve gone to my sister’s wedding.

(You Shut Your Whore Mouth)

I hate Ray Romano’s voice.

ALL Class

I hate sunflowers. They’re like the trailer parks of the flower community.

Riveting

I hate cold soups and warm salads.

Horse Socks

I hate when socks have dangly strings on the inside of them. I HATE A CHEAP SOCK.There is nothing worse than putting a sock on and having your toes get captured by outlaw threads.
Let’s go to the videotape… As you can see, the socks pictured below are magnificent. Amazing [horse], even. (It’s no wonder I bought them.)
[AND SCENE]


 But look at this MESS on the inside!


Take That Gwen Stefani

I hate the sound of a marching band.

I HATE this trailer, [but I would LOVE it if it were an SNL skit].
(Gwyneth Paltrow as a country music star is absurd…It’s like saying my mom could be a country music star. And that would be impossible since she’s tone deaf.)

 

Facebook: The New Ouija Board

I hate when dead people pop up with status updates in my newsfeed. (It’s fucking creepy.)

I hate that this is the most exciting thing Luke Perry has done since the demise of 90210.

I hate that this is the most exciting thing Luke Perry has done since the demise of 90210.

Unfortunate

I hate that I look like Ellen in pants.

(Not My Idea Of A Shower)

I hate how some public restrooms have those industrial-esque toilets and when you flush, the water flies up and attacks you.

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Themed by: Hunson