I hate a “walkie talkie” cell phone. (Why do these exist?)
I hate the smell of Aussie Sprunch Spray™
Men shouldn’t smell like baby powder. (That is all.)
There is nothing I hate more than a pull-down napkin.
I’m not a fan of the “community” table. (In fact, I hate them.) If I wanted to sit with a bunch of strangers, I would’ve gone to my sister’s wedding.
I hate sunflowers. They’re like the trailer parks of the flower community.
I hate when socks have dangly strings on the inside of them. I HATE A CHEAP SOCK.There is nothing worse than putting a sock on and having your toes get captured by outlaw threads.
Let’s go to the videotape… As you can see, the socks pictured below are magnificent. Amazing [horse], even. (It’s no wonder I bought them.)
[AND SCENE]
But look at this MESS on the inside!
I HATE this trailer, [but I would LOVE it if it were an SNL skit].
(Gwyneth Paltrow as a country music star is absurd…It’s like saying my mom could be a country music star. And that would be impossible since she’s tone deaf.)
I hate when dead people pop up with status updates in my newsfeed. (It’s fucking creepy.)
I hate that this is the most exciting thing Luke Perry has done since the demise of 90210.
I hate how some public restrooms have those industrial-esque toilets and when you flush, the water flies up and attacks you.