February 2010
20 posts
Fuck You, Rome
I hate Roman numerals.
The Nerve of That Woman
I hate that my mother didn’t send me a friend request today. (Word on the street is that my sister got one.)
(This News Makes Me Want To Set My Computer On...
I hate that my mother joined Facebook today.
I'm [Obviously] Not Everybody
I hate Ray Romano’s voice.
Golden Girl
I don’t want to be an old lady. I’d rather be dead.
(Just Like Gay Sex-- It's So Unnatural)
I hate when black people have blonde hair.
Representative, please. REPRESENTATIVE, PLEASE!...
I hate waiting on hold for Delta (or any other airline slash customer service type thing) for 45 minutes only to speak with an Indian lady with no knowledge of the English language. I imagine there are [probably] a few people out there who don’t mind the waiting (they’re obviously not very busy like I am) and who might even welcome conversation with an Indian lady [with no knowledge of...
Yeah, You Heard Me
I hate weddings. I’d rather go to a funeral.
(But J Lo, Scarlett Johansson & Amy Adams Keep...
I hate that Parker Posey doesn’t work more often.
Они Заслужите Оно
I hate that Russian men beat their wives.
Steve Wiebe
I hate when people say “it’s on like Donkey Kong.” I’m not sure if people are unaware that the words “on” and “Donkey Kong” don’t rhyme. Or if they don’t care that they don’t rhyme. Or if I somehow missed the memo stating that they do, in fact, rhyme. Or if they think Donkey Kong is always on. (Or if anyone would miss them if they...