September 2009
37 posts
WatchI hate when guys with beards play with their beard.
August 2009
34 posts
"Ella ella, eh eh eh..."
I hate people who walk around with umbrellas on sunny days. (Again, this seems to be a common theme with the Asians.)
I Don't Think I'm Ready For This Jelly
I hate when I bite into something (not expecting jelly) and I bite into jelly.
Forget-Me-Now(s)
I hate it when people fall asleep during sex—cause then it’s just rape.
No. You Shut-Up.
I hate “Quiet Contests”.
Cheers: It's A Bar From the Television, People.
I hate when people who aren’t British end emails with the word “Cheers”. And what’s even worse [if you can possibly imagine such a thing] is when they [they = these bastard people] add an exclamatory to the end of it like this: “Cheers!” (I want to take these people out back and fuck them up.)
What is... "You're a douchebag for $200"?
I hate Alex Trebec’s pronunciations of foreign words. (He’s such a fucking show-off.)
True Story
I hate the smell of 7-Elevens.
Eat Shit
Only asshole people use the words “yummy” and “delicious” to describe things that aren’t food-related.
No, YOU pick color.
I hate when people floss in public. (The Asians at the nail salon LOVE to do this.)
Hunger Strike
I’d go hungry before I’d eat a beet.
AC Slater
I hate wet perms.
(How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?)
I hate when people with a lazy eye act as if they have two working ones.
HUMP THIS
People who use the term “Hump Day” in reference to Wednesday’s are bastard people.
The 'Fun' Collection
As a general rule, I loathe all persons who purchase paper towels with prints.
It's What's For Dinner
I hate vegans. (Although, I do love the word “Tofurkey”.)
(No, it isn't.)
I hate when people say, “It’s ON.”
Tambien (Which in Mexican Means "Also")
I also hate bastard people.
(This Probably Means You...)
I hate stupid people.