November 2009
42 posts
Obviously
I hate Antonio Banderas.
Unsubscribe
I hate people who send mass texts on holidays.
Please Don't Speak [Ever Again]
I hate when people (who aren’t 100) say, “make love.”
The Holidays Part III
I hate when people post really personal shit on Facebook or Twitter.
[AHEM]
“Jessica is terrified. Getting tested tomorrow.”
Note: This was taken from an actual Facebook page, people. [SCOUTS HONOR]
I don’t understand why someone (namely Jessica) would want to share that piece of information with her 204 friends. (Considering she hasn’t spoken with most of them since...
The Holidays Part I
I hate Christmas music.
The Holidays Part II
I hate the smell of homeless.
Untitled
I hate her face.
Get A Shirt, Faggot
I hate when drummers drum topless.
[INSPIRATION: I saw a half-naked drummer last night.]
Dray: 310.746._ _ _ _
I hate when loud-talking-people are on their cell phones in my presence. [FOR EXAMPLE] I was getting my nails done yesterday and aside from the occasional bark of an employee here and there (all of whom sounded disgruntled, but they weren’t—that’s just how they talk), the place was pretty quiet. Well, that was until Drea [pronounced “DRAY”] walked in. I can tell you...
Fuck Off, Tosser. The Television is Awesome.
I hate when people say, “TV? Oh, I don’t own a TV.”
Vanessa/Wendy/Venus Williams, Jackée, Lisa Bonet,...
I hate that black people don’t age.
Winter, [Spring], Summer [& Fall]...
I hate the Olympics.
Fact
I hate the smell of airplane.
Cans
I hate when grown men use the term “boobies.”
A Face Only A Mother Could Love...
Fuck Right Off
I hate when people say, “I’ll pray for you.”
Oprah Winfrey & Tyler Perry Present
I hate that black people put so much unnecessary shit in their movie titles…
[AND SCENE]
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
(It’s like they can’t believe they wrote a book or made a movie!)
Not Cool, People...
I hate that people leave babies in dumpsters. People should really just follow the safe laws and leave them in libraries, post offices or DMVs.
Why Settle?
I hate soft porn.
You're Not the Boss of Me
I hate audience participation.
Kit De Luca
I hate that she ate all the soft food, but left the hard.
Sushi
I hate that some most all some most all some Asians smell like fish and soy sauce.
(You Can Get Prescription Glasses In About An...
I hate when guys nickname their penis. “The Tomahawk”? Um…REALLY? (Have you SEEN your penis?)